Brave Citizens of Oppo!

"Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee) 05/04/2016 at 22:07 • Filed to: Now That's Shitposting™

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Election season for supreme leader of Oppo have begun. As such, several filthy, filthy casuals and skrubs have announced their candidacies. This is America dammit. We need a common, dank as fuck leader who will unite us in memes and sick burns. I am that leader.

James ‘16. No skrub left unrekked.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:09

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no

Hot Takes Salesman > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:09

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Also if For Sweden would like to be my rekking I mean running mate than that's your decision bro.

Chariotoflove > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:10

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You have to design a cool campaign button. I can’t vote for anyone without a campaign button.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:10

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Hot Takes Salesman > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/04/2016 at 22:10

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You know I will win the MLG state primary, and from there, the OppoNomination is mine.

Hot Takes Salesman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:10

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The shopping begins.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Chariotoflove 05/04/2016 at 22:11

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got you covered fam

For Sweden > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:11

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who are you

For Sweden > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:11

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who are you

not for canada - australian in disguise > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:11

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Chariotoflove > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:13

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Button, not a lawn sign. I hate the lawn signs ‘cause nobody ever comes back to take them down, win or lose.

iaintafraidofnoghost > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:14

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No. But you can be president of the vape club.

Hot Takes Salesman > For Sweden 05/04/2016 at 22:21

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Fuck.

Hot Takes Salesman > Chariotoflove 05/04/2016 at 22:22

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I updated it with our new glorious banner of salvation.

Shmevans > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:26

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Wait a minute, since when is Oppo, America? You just lost the Canadian vote. Maybe the Euros too if they aren’t too le tired by now.

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/04/2016 at 22:30

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Holy shit

NIBBY AND I ARE ALSO HAROLD AND KUMAR.

Hot Takes Salesman > Shmevans 05/04/2016 at 22:35

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Fuck. That’s like, basically everyone right? But hey, this isn't the first time they've been led by America to collective glory.

Hot Takes Salesman > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/04/2016 at 22:35

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Comic sans will destroy us all

Hot Takes Salesman > scoob 05/04/2016 at 22:36

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And I’m Deadpool and...

shit I need a Bob from Hydra

MLGCarGuy > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 23:18

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excuse me are you saying that you can beat me in my home territory

Chariotoflove > Hot Takes Salesman 05/05/2016 at 10:29

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You have my vote.

Dusty Ventures > Hot Takes Salesman 05/08/2016 at 12:16

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You need a Domino